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The Incompetence of Frydenberg


Slosh Tryd’nburp has announced a stuff-up in the Job Keeper program.

It seems some 3 million fewer people will be assisted than expected.

Back on 30th March when Job Keeper was unveiled, the Prime Minister (Scott Morrison) announced that, ‘He expected 6 million Australians would access a so-called JobKeeper payment for the next six months.‘  The cost was to be $130 Billion. An extra half million workers were added to that number a week or two later.

So this afternoon a hapless senior member of the ATO is wheeled out to make an explanation which will absolve Treasury and the Treasurer of responsibility. We were told that some 1000 employers (out of some 900.000 employers) made the mistake of entering 1500 instead of 1 in the box where the number of employees was to be entered. OK, innocent error replicated a thousand times. Suddenly, today, we are told that only 3.5 million people are eligible and are receiving the payment. This signals a $60 Billion saving. [The maths – 1000 x 1500 = 1.5 million. This shows an average payment of some $40,000 per invalid employee.]

All ball park reasonable. OK, in raw numbers that sort of makes mathematical sense.That number adds up to around $60 Billion. And it was not the fault of Treasury or of the ATO or of the Treasurer. The hapless ATO person said so.

BUT!!!

It is passing strange that the shortfall, from the Government’s first number of 6.5 Million recipients, is accounted for by a simple form error. It is as if the Government, led by its Prime Minister (Scott Morrison) was psychic. In its initial calculations it included a number which exactly matched the number of erroneous applicants which were made a month later. Excepting we are being told today that the shortfall is 3 Million applicants. NOT the 1.5 Million shortfall caused by careless applicants.

The REAL number of recipients was going to be 3.5 million. We were told that it was going to be 6.5 million. Yet it was not Treasury incompetence in pulling that 6.5 number out of the air. And if 1.5 million recipients were able to take the $60 Billion [as worked out on the back of a Macca’s serviette and shown above], what was left for the other 1.5 million recipients who have disappeared?

It was the fault of a thousand employers who hadn’t seen the still to be created form back on 30th March. And even then they only accounted for a half of the shortfall.

Now. I happen to have here the title to a perfectly good, almost unused, suspension bridge across Sydney Harbour. How much will you offer me for it?

(There may be errors in the maths – yet I think the basic premise of this rambling question is correct. There is something whiffy about what we are being told.)

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Policeman, Judge, Jury, Executioner.


A POLLIE’S LOT IS SUCH A MONIED ONE


With apologies to Messrs Gilbert and Sullivan(I think the tune is obvious  )

A POLLIE’S LOT IS SUCH A MONIED ONE

When an MP’s not engaged in robust debate (robust debate)
Or maturing his felonious little plans (little plans)
His capacity for being a reprobate (a reprobate)
Is just as great as any priv’liged man’s (priv’liged man’s)

Their feelings they with difficulty smother (-culty smother)
When parliamentary duties to be done (to be done)
Ah, take one blatant corruption with another (with another)
A Pollie’s lot is such a monied one

AHHH,
When Parliamentary duties to be done, to be done
A Pollie’s lot is such a monied one.

When Ministers are out corrupting (out corrupting)
When the Cayman Island’s filling up with cash (up with cash)
They love to hear the little man bankrupting (man bankrupting)
And listen to the growing of their cache (of their cache)

When the taxman’s told him do not bother (do not bother)
He loves the blatant lies that he’s just spun  (he’s just spun)
Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)
A Pollie’s lot is such a monied one

AHHH
When Parliamentary duties to be done, to be done.
A Pollie’s lot is such a monied one. (monied one)

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Peter Dutton and the 14 yo Terrorists


The Late Capitalist Scummo Horror Show


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Morrison in Court – At Last!


The NCCC. Australia’s New Government.


You know the NCCC. The Government we all elected. The one with Twiggy Forrest’s head honcho, Nifty Nev Power, as its leader?

Oh? You don’t know the NCCC?  Well, it is the ‘National COVID-19 Coordination Commission‘ which Wikipedia helpfully tells us not to confuse with the ‘National Cabinet.

And Twiggy Forrest? We all know him! He is the person behind the Indue Card.

But back to our ruling Government. Carefully chosen for us by our leaders whoever they may be at the moment. The IPA or the  Hillsong Peadophile Protection Church?  I joke. Of course, it is the IPA!

This Commission has an interesting membership and even includes Greg Combet, noted ex-Minister for Industry in an ALP Government of nearly a decade ago as the token bi-partisan member.

Also worth noting is the presence of Gaetjens from the PM’s department and of Mike Pezzullo, the notorious Secretary to the Dutton Gestapo.

No doubt the NCCC has been very busy in the back rooms of our Government, carefully avoiding scrutiny.

They have issued 3, Three, count them, THREE announcements, since March 25.

That is their public face. What else have they done behind closed doors? No one knows.  We have always known that our Prime Minister ( Scott Morrison) is simple a salesman for those who pull his puppet strings. Now those puppeteers have moved into the Office of the Prime Minister (Scott Morrison) and so the strings are now much shorter and control is much enhanced.

So what has happened to our Government since this Commission was created?

Parliament has stopped sitting so we are now being governed without oversight. There is no question time. No public review of the directives being passed down to the general population. And no journalist asks the obvious questions because they are all so dazzled by the glittering Corona Virus that all the losses of freedom, all the changes to Industrial Law, all the additions to Police Powers merge with the background and are ignored.

The single most important unasked question is, ‘How often do Governments give back power they have taken?’

This entire situation is, no doubt, all the wet dreams of the IPA cum at once.