Category Archives: politics

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Backflips


Surgical Boasting


The Medical Association of Australia was holding a National Conference.
 
After the first day of papers and discussions there was a general unwinding along the bar. There is always a bar!
 
An eminent Doctor from Queensland commented that the Prince Charles Hospital was so advanced that it transplanted a liver into man who had destroyed his own liver and in six weeks he was looking for a job.’
 
The head of the New South Wales delegation said, ‘That is nothing, at the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital, we took part of a brain, put it in another man and in four weeks he was looking for a job.’
 
The delegate from the The Alfred Hospital in Melbourne said, ‘We took half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest and within two weeks he had found a job!’
 
The head honcho from the University of Canberra Hospital laughed and said, ‘You are all behind us! Some weeks ago we found a man with no brain, no heart and no liver and made him Prime Minister. Now almost the whole country is looking for a job!’
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Shouty McShoutface


Australian Intoxication!


Over the past few months, having watched the unfolding vista which is Australian Governance, I have reached a conclusion.

Our country is being led by alcohol fuelled yobbos! Their efforts at governing us resemble nothing more than the drunken ramblings of the intoxicated, unbalanced figures of fun who populate our streets after closing time. Especially with their habit of colliding with lamp posts and regularly stopping for a piss in the streets of our lives.

Oh, and also by religious nutters, each with their own version of what the Christian ‘God’ demands of a faithful country. Nevertheless these disparate deludeds have been able to form a loose grouping.

So what passes as our ‘Leadership’ is drunk, either on alcohol or religious delusion.

I really do wish it would stop. Just how many ways are there to report on a drunken fool? Or a religious fool?

Or both, within the same skin – – – –

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The Coalition; Trapped into Chaos.


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Scott Morris Minor


Gonorrhea Lectem Disease Warning


Worse than Vibrio cholerae Infection, Rotavirus, African Trypanosomiasis and Pediculus humanus capitis combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmissible Disease.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem.

Many victims are at risk of contracting it in 2019 after having been screwed for the past six years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history and tendencies towards evangelical theocracy.

While the screwer has been changed several times, there is no beneficial effect apparent if you are infected with Gonorrhea Lectem.