Dr Who

“Ladies and Gentlemen and variations in between”

There’s so much more to the world than the average eye is allowed to see. If you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamed of.

The future pivots around you, here, now. So do good. For humanity, and for Earth.

The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

Football’s the one with the sticks, isn’t it?

You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!

Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, in which case always ignore a coincidence.

When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all… Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Best honeymoon destination? Well, there’s a moon that’s made of actual honey. Well, not actual honey, and it’s not actually a moon, and technically it’s alive and a bit carnivorous, but there are some lovely views.

Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.

You’ve got a lot to look forward to. A normal human life on earth, mortgage repayments, 9 to 5, a nagging sense of spiritual emptiness . . .

Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!

The poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.

There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.

Be extraordinary.

This is who I am, right here, right now, all right? All that counts is here and now, and this is me!

There’s a thing called a Face Spider. It’s just like a tiny baby, except with spider legs, and it specifically evolved to scuttle up the backs of bedroom cupboards. Not at this time of night, though. They’ll all be sleeping in your mattress.

I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.

Don’t underestimate the healing qualities of fish fingers and custard.

Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts.

Bow ties, Fezzes and Stetsons are cool.

You don’t just give up. You don’t just let things happen. You make a stand! You say no! You have the guts to do what’s right, even when everyone else just runs away.

Once every five years, everyone chooses to forget what they’ve learned. Democracy in action.

There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick.

The eyes are not the windows of the soul, they are the doors. Beware what may enter them.

You don’t want to take over the universe. You wouldn’t know what to do with it beyond shout at it.

The TARDIS isn’t supposed to make that noise – it’s just when you leave the brakes on.

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting

Self-marriage can make for a messy divorce.

Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can’t beat that!

Funny how you can say something in your head and it souns just fine . . .

As we learn about each other, so we learn about ourselves

If we’re going to die, let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.

Whats the point in being grown up when you cant act childish sometimes?

Ice can burn. Sofas can read, It’s a big universe.

What kind of person actually sits down and decides that no one should be allowed to end a sentence with a preposition? Not even decide what ideas you should or shouldn’t talk about, but to actually make rules about what order to put your words in… It’s such an amazing kind of petty tyranny.

I am making sense. You just aren’t keeping up.

Honestly, when you grow up you’ll learn you may as well try herding cats as keeping men in one place.

Don’t spend it all on sweets. Unless you like sweets. I like sweets.

Chairs are useful

Big flashy-lighty things have got my name written all over them. Well, not literally, but give me time . . . and a crayon.

I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improblable dreams.

Biting is excellent. It’s like kissing, only there’s a winner.

To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.

How come “burbled” gets to be in the Oxford English Dictionary but “tulgy” doesn’t?

You should always waste time when you don’t have any. Time is not the boss of you. Rule 408.

Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27.

Never run when you’re scared. Rule 7.

The Doctor lies. Rule 1

Guests are reminded that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation and religion.

Everything’s got to end sometime, otherwise nothing would ever get started.

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