About Spiders

What do spiders eat in Paris? French flies!

Arachnohomophobia:  Fear of gay spiders

In a bad mood? Free your spider collection!

Itsy Bitsy was a very confused spider

Old fat spider spinning in a tree. – Bilbo Baggins

Sorry I’m not home right now, I’m walking into spider webs

Spiders are high in protein, but they tickle

We have nothing to fear but fear itself.  That, and those great big furry spiders

Why don’t black widow spiders come with warning labels?

You may have eaten a spider in your sleep …. Most of us have!  That’s the truth.

“Laws are like spiders’ webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape”

“Some read books only with a view to find fault, while others read only to be taught; the former are like venomous spiders, extracting a poisonous quality, where the latter, like the bees, sip out a sweet and profitable juice”

“I have lived eighty years of life and know nothing for it, but to be resigned and tell myself that flies are born to be eaten by spiders and man to be devoured by sorrow.” ~ Voltaire

“We always imagine eternity as something beyond our conception, something vast, vast! But why must it be vast? Instead of all that, what if it’s one little room, like a bathhouse in the country, black and grimy and spiders in every corner, and that’” ~ Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Whence we see spiders, flies, or ants entombed and preserved forever in amber, a more than royal tomb.” ~ Francis Bacon, Sr.

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