“A battle of wits?” inquired the dragon. “To whose death, Sir Knight?”
A day without dragons is much safer.
A dragon is just a dragon until he faces you. Then he is Mr. Dragon!.
A fool and his dragon are soon hoardless
Be advised: All red dragon’s incoming fireballs have the right-of-way.
Black Dragon, “Honest, Officer, the dwarf was on fire when I got here.”
Bother! said Pooh as he drew a Dragon’s Fang on Rabbit’s door.
Distressed damsels don’t dig dragons!
Don’t look a gift dragon in the mouth
Dragon Obedience School Dropout
Dragon riders are weyr’d!
Dragon slayer wanted, no experience expected
Dragonriders of Perv? I WANT to hear this one
Dragons aren’t extinct, we’ve just learned to hide real well.
Dragons DEVOUR virgins, dear. My only concern is for your safety.
Dragons fly because they *think* they can
Dragons rescued. Virgins slain.
Duck! It’s the Plaid Dragon!
First heat the outer skin to cherry, then peel and eat!
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game
Gotta get back to Reality. Now where is that stupid dragon?
Have you hugged your dragon today?
Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with dragons for snacks
If you’ll bring the marshmallows, I’ll bring the dragon
I’m sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover failed dragonslaying attempts
It’s a Dragon thing, you wouldn’t understand
It’s a McDragon. Good. RETREAT
It’s a metaphor of human bloody existence, a dragon. And if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s also a bloody great hot flying thing.
I’ve got to Drain the Dragon
MERDE!!! I rescued the dragon!!
My inner dragon ate my inner child
NEVER argue with a dragon or a redhead!!! Both will burn you!
Never chain a dragon to roast your meat
Never stand near a sneezing dragon
Never trust a smiling dragon dating your only daughter
Never trust anything you can eat.
Old dragon proverb
No garden, one dragon
Oh, dear. I…I don’t suppose any of you have seen my dragon?”
Zifnab, Elven Star
The Morpork Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick/Lost Dragons
War is Hell, unless you’re 200′ long and breathe fire. Then It’s Fun.
Why Australian dragons like virgins, they taste better down under.