All the following wisdom is from the Naked Dancing Llama at frolic.org. He’s cheaper than psychotherapy, and he also licks people’s faces
Always be kind to the first time frolicker
Always leave the doors to frolicking open
Don’t frolic in the wet spots
Don’t let the non-frolickers get you down
Don’t lick something unless you really mean it
“Frolic on the rooftops, tango on the streets; marimba in the mountains, and dance on the sheets.”
Happy is the llama who lets the other llamas frolic. Do not frolic just to bring attention to yourself
EVERYONE deserves to frolic. This includes you
Just because a peanut is out of sight does not mean it doesn’t exist
Just because I am naked, doesn’t mean you have to be
Licking salt is no substitute for a good macadamia
Life is short. Frolic hard
Life is short. Frolic hard
May you frolic often and may your peanuts be many
Scratch your ear, but scratch a friend’s ear first. It probably itches more
Some restrictions on frolicking may apply in your state.
Do not frolic past “GO.” Do not collect 200 peanuts.
You don’t learn to frolic, you release the frolic within.
Interstellar frolicking is possible, in theory.
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