About Wizards

“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to”

“No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will cramp his style.”

A wizards staff has a knob on the end. Terry Pratchett

Darn it! I’m the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!

Deceased Wizard: Abbra Cadaver

Do Wizards use spell checkers ?

Wizards Guild, parking ONLY. All others will be toad.

“That wizard did a bad job,” Tom said disenchantedly.

“Oh, wizardry has really very little to do with magic.”

Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger

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