“A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to”
“No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will cramp his style.”
A wizards staff has a knob on the end. Terry Pratchett
Darn it! I’m the wizened wonder, not the Windows wizard!
Deceased Wizard: Abbra Cadaver
Do Wizards use spell checkers ?
Wizards Guild, parking ONLY. All others will be toad.
“That wizard did a bad job,” Tom said disenchantedly.
“Oh, wizardry has really very little to do with magic.”
Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger