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Tag Archives: Talk like a pirate Day
The archive is throwing its not inconsiderable weight behind the efforts to reduce Global Warming by promoting “Talk Like a Pirate Day”.
As is shown by the chart below, as the number of pirates has declined, the Global Temperature has increased.
Start practising now for your part in Global Cooling on Septembre 19th. Save the planet.
Lesson 1; All together now – “Arrrrrrrrrrr”
Captain Blackbeard walks in to a tavern and orders “Ahoy, me hearty, gimme a tankard o’ yer best rum. AAAAArghhh!”
The barman places the tankard on the counter and replies, “Cap’n Blackbeard, Good to see ye again. But where’s yer buccaneers?”
“Aaaarggh,” says Blackbeard” Under me buccan hat!!”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A pirate, just off his ship, walks into a tavern.
He looks the real thing – peg leg, eye patch and framing his tanned & scarred face two big gold earrings.
“Ahoy, me buxom beauty, ” he rasps to the tavern wench, “I’ll has a tankard o’ rum.”
“Them’s might fine lookin’ earrings” the wench says. “They must’ve cost more’n a few pieces of eight!”
“Aarggh no,” says the pirate, “only two bucks!”
“Well”, says the wench, “That’s pretty good for a buck-an-ear!!”