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God and Religion


There's only one problem with religions that have all the answers. They don't allow questions.

Sid and Sod


Finally Sod has caught Sid with a question he can’t answer.

What would your answer be?

While we are thinking of unanswerable questions (like why is there a “W” in the word “answer”) here is a list of the top ten unanswerable questions which has been released by the “Ask Jeeves” search engine.

JEEVES’ UNANSWERABLES

  • 1. What is the meaning of life?
  • 2. Is there a God?
  • 3. Do blondes have more fun?
  • 4. What is the best diet?
  • 5. Is there anybody out there?
  • 6. Who is the most famous person in the world?
  • 7. What is love?
  • 8. What is the secret to happiness?
  • 9. Did Tony Soprano die?
  • 10. How long will I live?

Firstly, Understand The Question


An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”

The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question, then she’s old enough to get a straight answer. Preparing himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the father asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”

The little girl replied, “Mom says that dinner will be ready in just a couple of sex.”

Personal Questions


A little boy named, Bobby asked his mother one day, “Mom, how old are you?” His mom said, “Now, now, Bobby. That’s a personal question. You don’t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.”

Then Bobby asked, “How much do you weigh?” HIs mother replied, “You’re too young to understand that, and you don’t ask those kind of questions of women.”

But he still had more questions, “Why did Dad leave us?” His mom answered, “You’re too young to understand that. I’ll tell you when you’re older.”

So Bobby goes back to school and tells his friend Dustin, “Dustin, my mom doesn’t want to tell me how old she is or how much she weighs. She doesn’t answer any of my questions!” Little Dustin replied, “You should go into her wallet and look at her driver’s license. All your questions will be answered.”

So Bobby goes back home and looks into his mom’s purse and looks at her driver’s license. Then Bobby smugly said to his mom, “Mom, you’re 39 years old.” His mother replied, “Yeah, that’s right I am.”

“And you weigh 142 lbs.” Bobby continued. “Yup that’s right,” his mother replied.

“One last thing. I know why dad left us.” Bobby’s mom said, “Oh really, and why is that?” Little Bobby replied, “Because you got an F in sex.”