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Personal Questions

A little boy named, Bobby asked his mother one day, “Mom, how old are you?” His mom said, “Now, now, Bobby. That’s a personal question. You don’t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.”

Then Bobby asked, “How much do you weigh?” HIs mother replied, “You’re too young to understand that, and you don’t ask those kind of questions of women.”

But he still had more questions, “Why did Dad leave us?” His mom answered, “You’re too young to understand that. I’ll tell you when you’re older.”

So Bobby goes back to school and tells his friend Dustin, “Dustin, my mom doesn’t want to tell me how old she is or how much she weighs. She doesn’t answer any of my questions!” Little Dustin replied, “You should go into her wallet and look at her driver’s license. All your questions will be answered.”

So Bobby goes back home and looks into his mom’s purse and looks at her driver’s license. Then Bobby smugly said to his mom, “Mom, you’re 39 years old.” His mother replied, “Yeah, that’s right I am.”

“And you weigh 142 lbs.” Bobby continued. “Yup that’s right,” his mother replied.

“One last thing. I know why dad left us.” Bobby’s mom said, “Oh really, and why is that?” Little Bobby replied, “Because you got an F in sex.”

The Mom Song; William Tell Overture

A long time ago, when I was a small time figure skater and everyone else was doing routines to Strauss Waltzes, I did my routine to the William Tell Overture. The judges didn’t know what to make of it.

Now I cannot resist this. Neither can anyone else. More than 5 million views in a two week period so this is the new You Tube sensation.

Anita Renfroe and her version of the William Tell Overture.

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