It is well known that our Prime Minister (pro tem) has the ability to perform miracles. We know he can miraculously disappear when the going gets tough, now we know he has the ability to recreate a whole Barramundi.
Here he is, in a black T-shirt, filleting, and/or skinning a part of a fish which appears to have been sliced into manageable parts. From being a whole Barramundi, it has become pieces of a Barramundi.
And below we see the result, after he has removed his apron and changed into a buttoned shirt.
One whole roast Barramundi. We are not told if it was reformed before or after going into the oven.
Our Prime Minister is a truly holy miracle-worker.
Or perhaps his bespoke photo-op team needs a new continuity person.
Regardless, this particular vote-catching photographic exersize has probably failed. How many of the punters – err – voters are able to afford to buy a whole Barra?
What with short shifts and close downs due to Covid; to all those who are not officially unemployed because they are on zero hours; to all those who are disabled or officially unemployed or are on pensions or are working two jobs to try to pay the rent this is a meaningless display of unequal wealth.
It could be that the self-named Scummo – oops – Scomo, is on track to miraculously lose an unloseable election, despite a $16 Billion war chest, $millions in brown paper bag donations and the fanatical support of the Murdoch Empire.
It would be a miracle which may be the last hope for our Nation.
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