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Looks like Greed, Sloth and Lust will get me in the end.
I’m evil and I am a blasphemer and I probably do indecent things to small furry creatures.
I’ve added some sexual spice
Tho you may not think I am nice
I’ve given up cows
(My New Yearly vows)
And taken up b****ring mice.
Most of which can be forgiven with suitable penances and a decade or two of bodily mortification.
I made the mistake of laughing at this. Which may include me in the never to be forgiven group of those who have sinned against the Holy Spook.
Come to think of it, there are over 2 million people who also laughed at this. Maybe I’ll get missed in the crowd.
Yep, I’m headed for Hell! Again.
Without the hand basket.