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Poopsie Gizzardshorts

This was passed on to me by a son with little boys and littler to do! 🙂

He even has the nerve to think we should all laugh more!

The following in an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names……

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = Poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup
d = gadget e = crusty f = greasy
g= fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s= snotty t = tootie u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple b = toilet c = giggle
d = burger e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, John Howard’s new name is Cheeseball Bubblehead while George W Bush is Goober Chickenshorts and North Korea’s Kim Jong-il will now, forever be known as Pinky Bubblepants! Would Britney be accepting of Chim-Chim Hampsterbuns? Or the late Anna Nicole Smith of Zippy Bananasniffer?

Anna Nicole Smith was a Clone!

Surfing through raincoaster’s most excellent blog of useless things you never wanted to know and wonderful things you never realised you didn’t know, I was drawn to two photographs in posts about a day apart.

Bette Midler anna_nicole-party-girl1.jpg

Could it be that Anna Nicole Smith was a clone of Bette Midler? The hair, the eyes, the nose, the mouth! Oh yes, the mouth!

Perhaps her death was due, not to drugs, vomit and other nasty events, but to clonic malfunction, as with Dolly the Sheep. Surely a most excellent reason for not legalising cloning experiments on humans.