I’m pretty sure both Jehovah and Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks at each other.
Jehovah; You SURE he’s not one of yours? Because I sure didn’t make him.
Satan; Please! Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
Jehovah; Buddha? Brahma?
Both shrug their shoulders.
Satan; Right. Sorry. I had forgotten about the ‘Au Pairs’.
Cthulhu; What kind of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
Satan; Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.
Flying Spaghetti Monster; – – – –
Jehovah; Wait! There is no way you could – – –
Flying Spaghetti Monster; Look – it was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a sweet potato cocktail. So I thought – – – but I ran out of sweetener.
Satan; *facepalms* Fucking newbies!
The Courts on the guilt of George Pell
Have determined that he goes to Hell
Although he’s appealing
And sins not revealing
At showers in Jail he will yell!
Don’t drop the soap, Georgie Porgy!
Every celebrity has a topless photo out there.
Here is that celebrated utterer of drivel.
ON THE INTERNETTY THING.
Last week was a fascinating one for Australian political wonks.
Scott Morrison’s Government suffered a historic loss on the floor of the House of Representatives.
This loss was immediately turned into a claim that it showed how weak Bill Shorten is. Despite the fact that he won. Political analysis can be strange, especially when it is done by an opponent.
Then we saw the unedifying sight of our Prime Minister and his head of everything to do with security loudly letting any people smugglers who may want to listen know that Australia’s borders have been smashed open by this small change in the law. Not a squeak from Bill Shorten about this apparent crisis. Just Morrison and Dutton. It seemed very much like a plea from our Governmental leadership for a pre-election boatload of asylum seekers.
Please give me another Tampa, two decades on.
In contrast Bill Shorten moved on to something which directly affects several million Australians. The quality of disability care.
That was when we saw the strength of Scott Morrison’s leadership.
The Senate, through Senator Steele-John, proposed a royal commission into the recurrent scandal. The vote was passed on Thursday and the bill was due to be passed to the House of Representatives. Strangely, Scott Morrison extended Thursday’s question time for the longest time it has run ever in the history of the Nation.
Since then Scott Morrison has been rejecting suggestions that parliamentary tactics were used to avoid a disability royal commission vote.
So why the bloody hell did you extend Question Time to ridiculous lengths?
Which reminds us of another question.
Why the bloody hell isn’t Malcolm Turnbull still Prime Minister?
Leaving a more important question to be answered
WHEN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU GOING TO CALL AN ELECTION SO OUR NATION CAN BE GOVERNED SENSIBLY AGAIN?
The unsung verse (sorry Leonard)
I got the job, I lied for it
With patsy Pete, a piece of shit
The party conned and smirking more I fooled you
And even though I have no clue
I’ll speak in tongues, and nothing’s true
And answering everything with Hallelujah