Category Archives: humour

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Sid and Sod #827


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Sid and Sod #826


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Sid and Sod #825


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Sid and Sod #824


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Sid and Sod #823


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Sid and Sod #822


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I’m Getting Worse


Try telling this one after a few drinks……..
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin’ love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a Bus?
Talented