Category Archives: humour

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Touched By His Noodly Appendage


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Sid and Sod 857


All Fools Day 2019


Today is All Fools Day, to give it its full name.
On this day in the Year of Our Lord 2019, Mr the Honorable Josh Frydenberg MP pro tem, is putting the finishing touches to a work of fiction which forever will be known as the 2019 Federal Budget. It will FORECAST a surplus, not deliver one. It is worth noting that the final calculations and prognostications will be made on this All Fools Day.
How appropriate.
Yet we, the voting electorate, will be expected to take this year’s budget seriously.
In other news, The disHonorably Baked Peter Dutton is working behind the scenes today to raise support for a last ditch attempt on the Liberal Leadership and Daddy’s boy Lachlan Murdick is preparing a series of editorials explaining that Bill Shorten still eats babies.
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Sid and Sod #856


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Sid and Sod #855


Deliberations of the Deities


I’m pretty sure both Jehovah and Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks at each other.
Jehovah; You SURE he’s not one of yours? Because I sure didn’t make him.
Satan; Please! Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
Jehovah; Buddha? Brahma?
Both shrug their shoulders.
Satan; Gaia?
Gaia; *GLOWERS*
Satan; Right. Sorry. I had forgotten about the ‘Au Pairs’.
Jehovah; Cthulhu?
Cthulhu; What kind of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
Satan; Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.
Flying Spaghetti Monster; – – – –
Jehovah; Wait! There is no way you could – – –
Flying Spaghetti Monster; Look – it was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a sweet potato cocktail. So I thought – – – but I ran out of sweetener.
Satan; *facepalms* Fucking newbies!

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Sid and Sod #854