Category Archives: Cthulhu

Just In Time, Justin Bieber

At last, the conjunction of the dark and the darker stars.

Cthulhu deals with that Bieber kid.

To the relief of eardrums everywhere.


Chihuahua Taking Over The World

The disguise is finally coming off.

Chicthulhu has now been outed!

Described by raincoaster as Chihuahuas horrible, virtually untrainable, dumb knicknacks with teeth and bad tempers we can finally see them as they really are.

From sleeping in R’lyeh they are now taking over the purses of New York and stealing souls whenever they manage to find one. Although Chicthulhu is getting hungrier. Souls are normally checked at the door in New York.

Be afraid. Be very very afraid!

At Last, The End Of Horatio!

Burgled from The Unspeakable Vault of Doom

Cthulhu, Ripped

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. It took an email from a friend to remind me that it has been quite a while since I made mention of any unspeakable horrors or Old Ones or non-Euclidean architecture.

Cybe had been searching through the Necronomiconweb and found that, in his youth, Cthulhu had been a gym-junkie in subterranean K’n-yan. In fact he may even have been a user of certain illegal body-building substances. This could be why he was sent to the depths of R’yleh, fhtagn.

Found on the Necronomiconweb here by my mate, Cybe.

Is This An Old One?

A Cthulhu Ctharol

Google Earth Finds Cthulhu

This was so totally burgled from the artist’s site. Please save me from his wrath by visiting him and enjoying the terrors of the Unspeakable Vault (of Doom)