Australian Cabinet Ethics and Rules

After some years of study on the way our

Commonwealth Government works under the Coalition Parties,

I have determined the following Rules of Acquisition!

  1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
  2. The best deal is the one that brings the most profit.
  3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
  4. Greed is eternal.
  5. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
  6. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
  7. Only give money to people you know you can steal from.
  8. There’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
  9. What’s in it for me?
  10. Friendship is temporary; profit is forever.
  11. What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine too.
  12. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
  13. Never ask when you can take.
  14. Keep your lies consistent.
  15. If it gets you profit, sell your own mother.
  16. When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
  17. Enough… is never enough.
  18. Every man has his price.
  19. Trust is the biggest liability of all.
  20. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
  21. More is good… all is better.
  22. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

The Australian Government has been

taken over by the Ferengi – – –

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