Vox Populi de Jour

Good Afternoon, this is Ærchie doing a Vox Populi on the streets of Australia;

‘Good afternoon Sir, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Gentleman on street; ‘But what about Westpac? They have acted really badly and we have to do something about that!’

Good Afternoon, Madam, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Woman on street, ‘But what about Angus Taylor? He is an absolute crook and has stolen all our water.’

Good Afternoon, Madam, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Second Woman on street, ‘But what about my franking credits. That Josh person is stealing them.’

‘Good afternoon Sir, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Second Gentleman on street; ‘But what about Davey Warner getting a triple ton, eh?’

Good Afternoon, Madam, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Third Woman on street, ‘But what about that George Christensen bloke? Spends all his time in the Phillipines and expects us to pay him.’

‘Good afternoon Sir, I’m conducting a current affairs poll and I would like your opinion on Jacqu – – -‘
Third Gentleman on street, ‘But what about Gladys trying to shut down Sydney after dark?’

‘I give up! This is Ærchie returning you to the studio.’
Producer, ‘But what about the cuts to the ABC?’

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