Scott and the Puppies

One morning Scott Morrison is out doing his Walking the Shire thing. He spots a man in a front yard with some cute little puppies. Leaning over the fence, he asks the man what sort of puppies they are.

“Oh, they are Liberal puppies, Mr Prime Minister.” replies the man.

“They are wonderful little puppies. I must bring my wife tomorrow so she can look at them as well. She loves puppies.”

“OK” says the man. “I’ll be here.”

The following morning Scott stops by again with his wife in tow. “And can you tell Jenny what sort of puppies these are?” asks Scott.

“These are Greens Puppies” the man replies.

“WHAT?” shouts Scott in shock. “But yesterday you told me they were Liberal Puppies.”

“Yesterday they were,” says the man. “But today their eyes are open!”

One response to “Scott and the Puppies

  1. Ha Ha Ha – they’ve seen the light!

    Liked by 1 person

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