I’m pretty sure both Jehovah and Satan are scratching their heads, giving puzzled looks at each other.
Jehovah; You SURE he’s not one of yours? Because I sure didn’t make him.
Satan; Please! Give me some credit. Even I have standards.
Jehovah; Buddha? Brahma?
Both shrug their shoulders.
Satan; Gaia?
Gaia; *GLOWERS*
Satan; Right. Sorry. I had forgotten about the ‘Au Pairs’.
Jehovah; Cthulhu?
Cthulhu; What kind of monster do you take me for? *sips tea*
Satan; Well SOMEBODY cooked him up.
Flying Spaghetti Monster; – – – –
Jehovah; Wait! There is no way you could – – –
Flying Spaghetti Monster; Look – it was my first time. I was a little drunk and someone asked for a sweet potato cocktail. So I thought – – – but I ran out of sweetener.
Satan; *facepalms* Fucking newbies!
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