A Liberal Member of Parliament was looking to the future.
He applied for a job at a Mildura lemon grove.
He explained how important his job had been in Canberra, how much work he had done there, how he had never missed a vote or a dinner.
The manager nodded at all this expertise yet still had a problem. He frowned and asked, “I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
The Liberal Member replied, “I have had lots of experience picking lemons. I’ve been divorced three times, bought a Pajero and I voted for Scott Morrison.”
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