A Liberal Member of Parliament was looking to the future.
He explained how important his job had been in Canberra, how much work he had done there, how he had never missed a vote or a dinner.
The manager nodded at all this expertise yet still had a problem. He frowned and asked, “I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
The Liberal Member replied, “I have had lots of experience picking lemons. I’ve been divorced three times, bought a Pajero and I voted for Scott Morrison.”