The Medical Association of Australia was holding a National Conference.
After the first day of papers and discussions there was a general unwinding along the bar. There is always a bar!
An eminent Doctor from Queensland commented that the Prince Charles Hospital was so advanced that it transplanted a liver into man who had destroyed his own liver and in six weeks he was looking for a job.’
The head of the New South Wales delegation said, ‘That is nothing, at the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital, we took part of a brain, put it in another man and in four weeks he was looking for a job.’
The delegate from the The Alfred Hospital in Melbourne said, ‘We took half a heart from a man, put it in another man’s chest and within two weeks he had found a job!’
The head honcho from the University of Canberra Hospital laughed and said, ‘You are all behind us! Some weeks ago we found a man with no brain, no heart and no liver and made him Prime Minister. Now almost the whole country is looking for a job!’
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