Worse than Vibrio cholerae Infection, Rotavirus, African Trypanosomiasis and Pediculus humanus capitis combined, The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmissible Disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem.
Many victims are at risk of contracting it in 2019 after having been screwed for the past six years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history and tendencies towards evangelical theocracy.
While the screwer has been changed several times, there is no beneficial effect apparent if you are infected with Gonorrhea Lectem.