The Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull, is late for a meeting. All the VIP parking spots are already filled.
He gets his driver to drive his car into the public parking area, but there still isn’t a place to park the car.
Then Malcolm raises his eyes to heaven and asks God, “Please help me to find a place. If you help me, I promise I’ll go to church every Sunday even when it isn’t a photo opportunity and I promise l will quit being greedy and loving filthy lucre and lying and I promise to remove Peter Dutton as Minister for Everything to do with concentration camps.”
Then, suddenly, his driver finds an empty parking spot.
Malcolm raises his eyes to heaven again, “I found this by myself and don’t need your help anymore…”
