A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down & looked over the menu….
+ Tourist: $5.00
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Coalition Politician $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over & asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politician?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”