A man applying for a job at a Mildura lemon grove seemed to be far too
qualified for the job.
The manager frowned and said, “I have to ask you this; have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
He replied, “I have had lots of experience picking lemons. I’ve been divorced three times, I paid Bob Day a deposit to build my home, I found out my car has Takata Airbags and I voted for Malcolm Turnbull.”