The Snorting Pachyderm

onceupunatimegreenIt seems that an elephant got too close to all the baby ducks the circus had brought in for Easter, and accidentally inhaled a bunch of them.

The poor elephant was choking on them and no one could help. (Ever tried doing the Heimlich on a pachyderm?)

Finally, in desperation, the trainer goosed him — and the elephant blew out a whole trunk full of downy feathers.

Yep! That’s what he gets for snorting quack.

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