Love and Real Life

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

MEMORY

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

APPEARANCE

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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