The New England Electorate Officers came to work one day and found Barnaby Joyce slamming down beers and whooping it up.
They were astonished since they thought he had given up drinking years ago.
When asked why he was off the wagon, Barnaby replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle.
They smiled and told him that wasn’t much of an accomplishment.
“Ah, but you’re wrong. I did it in record time.”
When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months.
Again, they told him that wasn’t that great.
“Oh yeah?” said Australia’s soon-to-be Deputy Prime Minister, “Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!”