How many members of the
Turnbull Government does it take
to change a light bulb?
One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
One to attack the reputation of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
One to blame Labor for burning out the light bulb;
One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Serco for the new light bulb;
One to arrange a photograph of Turnbull, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: “PM knows how to change a light bulb.”
One to confuse the Australian electorate about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.