Changing a Light Bulb

How many members of the

Turnbull Government does it take

to change a light bulb?

 

One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

One to attack the reputation of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

One to blame Labor for burning out the light bulb;

One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Serco for the new light bulb;

One to arrange a photograph of Turnbull, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: “PM knows how to change a light bulb.”

One to confuse the Australian electorate about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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