The Treasurer and his Minister for Finance go out to lunch together.
They enjoy the full three courses each with appropriate imported wines and ending with the best the French cheeseboard can offer.
Just as they are about sit back and light their cigars, Mathias jumps up with a look of horror on his face and says, “Bugger. I forgot to lock the office safe before we left.”
Scott calmly replies ” No worries, mate. We’re both here.”