The Genie and the Politician

A Coalition member was walking along the beach, admiring the oil slicks and the broken pieces of dying coral on the sand.

He was pleased to see coal ships being loaded each with a cloud of coal dust billowing from their holds.

As he walked along, he found a magic genie’s lamp which had been washed up. He instantly knew what it was so he grabbed it and greedily rubbed it.

The genie appeared and said, “I will grant you one wish.”

The Coalition Member said, “I wish I were smarter”.

So the genie made him a Unionist.

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