BREAKING: PM Tony Abbott’s Air Force VIP aircraft has crashed in the middle of rural Australia.
A large aircraft has crashed on a farm in the middle of rural NSW. It is feared to be the PM’s Plane.
Panic-stricken, the local Police Department mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the plane was totally destroyed with only a burnt hull left, smouldering near a tree-line bordering the farm.
The Police Sergeant and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains. They spotted the farmer plowing a field nearby – as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor:
“Hey, Nugget,” the policeman yelled, panting and out of breath. “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Do you realize that is the PM’s plane?”
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope – they were all killed straight out“, the farmer answered. “I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“Prime Minister Abbott is dead?” the policeman asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, “He kept saying he wasn’t – but you know how bad that son of a bitch lies.”
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