The Prime Minister, tony abbott, is late for a meeting. All the VIP parking spots are already filled.
He gets his driver to drive his car into the public parking area, but there still isn’t a place to park the car.
Then tony raises his eyes to heaven and asks God, “Please help me to find a place. If you help me, I promise I’ll go to church every Sunday even when it isn’t a photo opportunity and I promise l will quit drinking and womanising and I promise to remove George Brandis as Attorney General.”
Then, suddenly, his driver finds an empty parking spot.
tony raises his eyes to heaven again, “I found this by myself and don’t need your help anymore…”