One morning tony abbott was riding his bike along the harbour pathway near Kirribilli House in Sydney. His front wheel hit an unexpected rock and he stacked it. tony fell down a bank and landed in the water below. Before the Security detail guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Movie World in QLD’
tony said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my special Prime Minister’s airplane.’
The second kid said, ‘I want a new cricket bat.’
tony said, ‘I’ll get it for you, and I’ll have the Australian Cricket team sign it!’
The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’
tony was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’
The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your arse from drowning!’