Robot Barman

A man enters a bar and orders a cocktail.cocktail

The bar has a robot barman.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150” and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.”

bourbonHe decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. This time he orders a bourbon and coke.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man responds, “About 100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league, the Big Bash, Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Steve Smith and women in general.beer

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, this time ordering a beer.

The robot serves him an ice-cold Toohey’s and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “Err, 50, I think.” And the robot says…real slowly…

“So……………ya gonna vote for Tony again???”

 

 

 

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