The bar has a robot barman.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies “150” and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.”
Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man responds, “About 100.”
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, this time ordering a beer.
The robot serves him an ice-cold Toohey’s and asks, “What’s your IQ?”
The man replies, “Err, 50, I think.” And the robot says…real slowly…
“So……………ya gonna vote for Tony again???”