The Australian Cabinet is holding its weekly meeting in Canberra.
Kevin Andrews is currently giving a report on the Military situation around the world.
He starts in Syria and Iraq where the Islamic State is becoming even more bloodthirsty.
“Sadly,” he says, “Three Brazilian soldiers have been killed.”
A shocked sob is heard and everyone looks at Joe Hockey.
tony abbott sympathetically asks, “What is wrong, Joe? I haven’t seen you react like this since that Asylum Seeker debate about the Malaysian solution.”
Joe sobbed, “The scale of death and destruction there is terrible. Just terrible. How many is a brazillion?”