Handwriting

Old but quite possibly very appropriate

at this time in our Nation’s – umm – affairs.

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On a bitterly cold morning in Canberra tony “I’m the Prime Minister” abbott was being chauffeured to Parliament House. It was so cold that Lake Burley Griffin is frozen over.
abbott
As he jumps out of the limo tones looks over the lake and notices that someone had urinated on the ice and left the message…

TONY SUCKS

He is enraged and orders Mr Andrew Colvin the Commissioner of the AFP to investigate with no expense spared and to report within two weeks.

Two weeks later Andrew Colvin reports to the PM and says “Our investigation is over and I have three pieces of news for you… good news, bad news and terribly bad shocking news”.

morrison-credlinWell says tones, “Give me the good news.”

Colvin says, “We spent $5 million dollars on the investigation and have come to a successful result.”

Well asks tony, “What’s the bad news?”

Andrew Colvin says “The DNA testing shows that the urine is Scott Morrison’s”.

tony is shocked beyond belief. Looking pale, he tremulously asks “So what is the terribly bad shocking news?”

The AFP Commissioner replies “The hand writing is Peta Credlin’s”.

 

tony relief valve

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