The Post Turtle

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand had been caught in the gate while herding his sheep, the doctor and the old bloke had a bit of a chinwag. Eventually the topic got around to tony abbott, and him being our prime minister.

The old farmer said, “Well, ya know, abbott is just a Post Turtle.”

Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, “What’s a ‘Post Turtle?'”

The old farmer said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.”

The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him up there in the first place.”

 

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One response to “The Post Turtle

  1. before the 2013 election i saw plenty of tweets with the post turtle, looks like the electorate is now catching on to Tony Abbott

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