A Senate leftover of Howard’s,
Stood up in the Castle of Cowards
Accusing a crime
But he’s such a slime,
Outside of the House he just cowered!
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Brandis follows the path of his tory gutless sewer dwellers and hides behind privilege to accuse the PM of lying with no proof… you piece of turd back into your bucket of slime
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Thanks archie.
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Pyne, Brandis, Abetz, Mirabella, Bishop! Talk about the party of sleaze, and they want to govern this country?
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PLEASE NO!!! 😦
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And the above list forgot Morriscum, the worst of them all after Abbott .. and Bishop .. and Mirabella .. and .. and .. you forgot Morriscum!
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There are so many it is hard to include them all 🙂
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There’s this Liberal Poli named Cash
With facial expressions not flash
This sneering piece of work
Should be christened “The Smirk”
And for showing contempt wins the sash.
The Liberal Party’s a League
Of liars, deceit, and intrigue
Add Tony’s obsession
With bullshit and aggression
And of acting like mad Captain Queeg
There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
A trio destined for Hell
Along with Joe Hockey
Who plays with his cocky
And Christopher Pyne as well
With less personality than a gum tree
Tony Abbott has the effrontory
And also the gall
To think we’ll all fall
Into letting this wimp run our Country.
Tony Abbott’s led many attacks
Upon Labour without these true facts
That other Nations indeed
Are already in the lead
And have started their own Carbon Tax.
Abbott, Hockey and Pyne
The three ring circus combine
With Abbott the ringmaster
Hockey the disaster
And Pyne with his incessant whine
Mr Abbott’s right into the fray
Spouting his bullshit each day
But remember twas he
Who said on TV
“You can’t believe all that I say.”
Apart from the sarcastic jeers
Tony Abbott hands out to his peers
When he goes to bed
And lays down his head
How the fuck does he manage those ears?
Tony Abbott who must have his say
Spouting bullshit in his stilted way
With his lies and his pose
Like Pinnochio’s nose
His ears grow larger each day.
Tony Abbott you always breathe fire
And your ego could’nt be higher
But each time you drool
You look more of a fool
Don’t forget you’re a self confessed liar.
Tony Abbott’s verbal diarrhea
Is always made so “Crystal Clear”
Just well the sane folk
Treat him as a joke
Saying, “Tony for PM, no fear
When Abbott his having a bitch
Don’t be fooled with his lies or his pitch
When it comes to your purse
Robin Hood in reverse
Will rob all the poor for the rich.
As a Poly Abbotts a farce
And totally out of his class
Those ears as handles
Would delight the bum vandals
Perhaps he should have been selling his arse.
Abbott’s act of raking manure
Shows the public that he’s immature
With his ravings so wild
Like a spoiled brat child
His fans become fewer and fewer.
Mr. Abbott the Julia hater
Does all that he can to bait her
God help all us folk
If were stuck with this bloke
Whose nothing but a bloody Dictator.
Over the last 6 years
Pyne and Abbott have brought us the tears
Which have rolled down our legs
Watching these rotten eggs
With impressions of Noddy and Big Ears
There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
A trio destined for Hell
Along with Joe Hockey
Who plays with his cocky
And Christopher Pyne as well
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What a wonderful addition to this series of limericks. Thank you for your inspiration, dedication and inventiveness 🙂
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