Now Tony has brought out his Margy
Because he has found that his Argy
Is beginning to sink
Beneath the big stink
Of all of the hate on his Bargy!
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It’s a pretty parlous state of affairs when you have to get your wife et family to say how nice you really are! And they wonder why the scepticism meter just went off the dial!!
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Abbott hides behind wife for protection
Hoping for image perfection
And then has the gall
To think we’ll all fall
Into making him our selection.
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Abbott hides behind wife for protection
Hoping for image perfection
And then has the gall
To think we’ll all fall
Into making him our selection.
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Abbott hides behind Mummy
Sucking away at his thumby
And with incredible effrontory
Thinks he’ll run our Country
Not likely you wing nutted dummy
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It’s hard to believe Abbott’s Margie
And all of her argie bargie
But as loyal wives should
She’s sheilding the hood
Lest he lapse into deep lethargy.
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Even though he resembles a chimp
Abbotts words are not ever limp
And now enter Margie
With her argie bargie
Which has made him look like a wimp
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How could anyone believe Abbott’s stand
With Margie there holding his hand
Libs must think this will change
Voters view of this mange
Or their lying Liberal brand?
Abbott’s looking like he needs a dummy
With hand being held by Mummy
This wing nutted prick
Make voters feel sick
With his Political tactics so crumby
Abbott of late takes the stand
With Mummy holding his hand
Making him look a fool
Which of course is real cool
Cos’ it fucks up the Liberal brand.
Isn’t Abbott a bloody big pain
Saying Invisible Substance to blame
Something you can’t see
So we all wish that he
And his Misogynist Mob were the same.
Holier than thou Tony Abbott
The liar who mimics a rabbit
Sings new Hypocrites song
“Punish those that do wrong”
While ignoring his own evil habit.
Don’t care if I’m thought a smarty
But my verse can’t be hale and hearty
While the lying Tony Abbott
Leads his band of rabbits
One’s obliged to heap shit on his party.
When you next see and hear Abbott’s hoo-ha
Ask yourself would you buy a used car
From someone with the look
Of a cheap lying crook
And the mouth of a squawking galah.
Mr Abbott’s still saying “I think”
And licking his lips like a Skink
But while he keeps on crowing
There’s no way of knowing
To what depths of lying he’ll sink.
Tony Abbott sure has a crust
When he asks folks “Who do you trust”
Shows this slimy insect
Who displays no respect
Thinks our heads are full of sawdust.
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