Polly Lim; Marge Abbott

Now Tony has brought out his Margy Because he has found that his Argy Is beginning to sink Beneath the big stink Of all of the hate on his Bargy!

Now Tony has brought out his Margy
Because he has found that his Argy
Is beginning to sink
Beneath the big stink
Of all of the hate on his Bargy!

7 responses to “Polly Lim; Marge Abbott

  1. It’s a pretty parlous state of affairs when you have to get your wife et family to say how nice you really are! And they wonder why the scepticism meter just went off the dial!!

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    • Don Fitzpatrick

      Abbott hides behind wife for protection
      Hoping for image perfection
      And then has the gall
      To think we’ll all fall
      Into making him our selection.

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  2. Don Fitzpatrick

    Abbott hides behind wife for protection
    Hoping for image perfection
    And then has the gall
    To think we’ll all fall
    Into making him our selection.

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  3. Don Fitzpatrick

    Abbott hides behind Mummy
    Sucking away at his thumby
    And with incredible effrontory
    Thinks he’ll run our Country
    Not likely you wing nutted dummy

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  4. Don Fitzpatrick

    It’s hard to believe Abbott’s Margie
    And all of her argie bargie
    But as loyal wives should
    She’s sheilding the hood
    Lest he lapse into deep lethargy.

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  5. Don Fitzpatrick

    Even though he resembles a chimp
    Abbotts words are not ever limp
    And now enter Margie
    With her argie bargie
    Which has made him look like a wimp

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  6. How could anyone believe Abbott’s stand
    With Margie there holding his hand
    Libs must think this will change
    Voters view of this mange
    Or their lying Liberal brand?

    Abbott’s looking like he needs a dummy
    With hand being held by Mummy
    This wing nutted prick
    Make voters feel sick
    With his Political tactics so crumby

    Abbott of late takes the stand
    With Mummy holding his hand
    Making him look a fool
    Which of course is real cool
    Cos’ it fucks up the Liberal brand.

    Isn’t Abbott a bloody big pain
    Saying Invisible Substance to blame
    Something you can’t see
    So we all wish that he
    And his Misogynist Mob were the same.

    Holier than thou Tony Abbott
    The liar who mimics a rabbit
    Sings new Hypocrites song
    “Punish those that do wrong”
    While ignoring his own evil habit.

    Don’t care if I’m thought a smarty
    But my verse can’t be hale and hearty
    While the lying Tony Abbott
    Leads his band of rabbits
    One’s obliged to heap shit on his party.

    When you next see and hear Abbott’s hoo-ha
    Ask yourself would you buy a used car
    From someone with the look
    Of a cheap lying crook
    And the mouth of a squawking galah.

    Mr Abbott’s still saying “I think”
    And licking his lips like a Skink
    But while he keeps on crowing
    There’s no way of knowing
    To what depths of lying he’ll sink.

    Tony Abbott sure has a crust
    When he asks folks “Who do you trust”
    Shows this slimy insect
    Who displays no respect
    Thinks our heads are full of sawdust.

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