Our Tony is now oh so rooted
He has got his hairy arse booted
Right out of the House
A nasty old louse,
When leaving he sneered and he tooted!
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If you searched all the world you’d not find
Another with Abbott’s like mind
That sneering face
Is a bloody disgrace
And a total insult to mankind
The sneering opportunist Mr Abbott
When something bad happens will grab it
And in order to fool ya
Will blame it on Julia
Please Australia! Wake up to this rabbit.
The sick Politician named Tony
Shows all Aussies he’s just a big phoney
With his digging of dung
And use of forked tongue
That dribbles his shit and baloney.
Tony Abbott always looks dapper
Unlike the shit from his yapper
That spouts foolish notions
With his only good motions
Being those he leaves in the Crapper.
When Abbott starts in to jeer
With a leer from ear to ear
His mouth dribbles shit
And reminds you a bit
Of an arsole with bad diarrhoea.
Tony Abbott who thinks he’s a spunk
I predict will demise with a clunk
For his actions and ways
Shows his fisticuff days
Have finally left him punch drunk.
Abbott’s really no man of conviction
Careless handling of truth an affliction
Blends lies with the facts
Credibility lacks
With his truth being stranger than fiction.
Mix Liberally red faced Pyne-o
With Abbott’s thick skin of a Rhino
Chuck Joe in the pot
And what have you got?
A trio lower than the Lino
As well as his Catholic Credos
Abbott tries to show off his Libidos
Like the Macho display
Demonstrated one day
When he stuffed a big sock in his Speedo’s
The Liberal Party’s a League
Of liars, deceit, and intrigue
Add Tony’s obsession
With bullshit and aggression
And of acting like mad Captain Queeg
Of the Libs everyone should have fears
Pyne and Abbott will bring us to tears
If their actions were’nt serious
One would laugh till delirious
At their impressions of Noddy and Big Ears
There’s Abbott , Bishop and Pell
A trio destined for Hell
And they’ll probably dine
With Hockey and Pyne
That’s if Satan can stand the foul smell.
Of his PLAN Tony Abbott did crow
But at Pearly Gates Peter said, “No,
You maybe a Mick
You hypocritical prick
But your place is with Pell down below.”
Abbott tries bringing undone
Other Poli’s for things they have done
Says, they lie every day
But you know what they say
It really does take one to know one.
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