Dr Seuss Meets Tony

I do not like this Tony Twit I do not like his plans one bit I do not like his constant noes I do not like the way he blows I do not like his Workplace Choices I do not like his changing voices I do not like his Front Bench friends with all the sense of a frog with bends! I do not like "A Woman's Place" is back in 1950's space. I do not like his thuggish air I do not like his lack of care I do not like his hate of science I do not like his Popish penance I do not like his Big Town friends I do not like their selfish ends I do not like the Power he craves He wants us all to be just slaves!

I do not like this Tony Twit
I do not like his plans one bit
I do not like his constant noes
I do not like the way he blows
I do not like his Workplace Choices
I do not like his changing voices
I do not like his Front Bench friends
with all the sense of a frog with bends!
I do not like “A Woman’s Place”
is back in 1950’s space.
I do not like his thuggish air
I do not like his lack of care
I do not like his hate of science
I do not like his Popish penance
I do not like his Big Town friends
I do not like their selfish ends
I do not like the Power he craves
He wants us all to be just slaves!

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14 responses to “Dr Seuss Meets Tony

  1. I laughed; so funny. Then I cried; so true.

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  2. Perfection in the word form

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  3. Needs to be sent wide and far.

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  4. Archie you have outdone yourself. This also works very well for our Mitt Romney (and several other of our U.S. homegrown wing-nuts).

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  5. Tones is a political Frankenstein.

    Part Howard, part Santamaria with elements of Pauline Hanson and Robert Milat.

    The sorrowful creature can never be considered fully human.

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  6. So funny, posted to my Facebook page, also twitter.

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  7. You could pity him if he wasn’t such a threat to decent values. I’m trying to work out how we got to this point. Is every body MAD?

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  8. https://soundcloud.com/callum-may-1/i-do-not-like-this-tony-twit

    Thought I would do a reading of it. Really great!

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  9. Reblogged this on SUSAN'S SPACE and commented:
    The phrase “A Crying Shame” was tailor made for Abbott.

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