Ark To What I Say.

After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth.

After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides.

Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly hirsute hide and make a notation on a tablet.

The wife asked her husband what his father was doing, to which the son replied,

“What can I say? There is Noah counting fur tastes.”

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