Pollylim; Joe Hockey and the GDP

Tone hasn’t the words so I’m here
To talk of the numbers I fear
As out here I lumbers
The numbers are the numbers
And all I can do is to jeer.

“The reason that Aus cannot win
Is Swanny’s put us in the bin.
Forget one point three;
I wish it was me” –
Joe Hockey is caught in his spin

 

Images; Hockey from ABC Online. Abbott from @geeksrulz

The numbers are the numbers” from Joe’s own incoherence!

4 responses to “Pollylim; Joe Hockey and the GDP

  1. Where is Tony today?

    Maybe he is hiding in that trench that Hockey mentioned.

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  2. Archie
    On capital hill, news 24, Jamie Briggs said the economy was like Black Caviar and Black Caviar needed a good jockey and not Fat Albert on his back. Now I am sure Jamie was trying to say that Swan is no good as treasurer, but he sure left the visual of Joe Hockey as Fat Albert weighing down Black Caviar.

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  3. Phoney Tony, Schlockey Hockey and the NO Coalition, maybe I need to change my reference to the Hanranhan Coalition. “WE’LL ALL BE ROOOONED, without us as government!’ What a truly reprehensible bunch of nay-sayers and scare-mongers.

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  4. That bigmouthed Liberal Hockey
    May aspire to be the top jockey
    So please God prevail
    Save us from this fat whale
    Who has a firm grip on his cocky.

    That blubbering fool Joe Hockey
    May aspire to become the top jockey
    By dislodging the Chimp
    But we don’t need a wimp
    Who can’t let go of his cocky.

    The North Sydney Member’s demeanour
    Could’nt be very much keener
    But his actions are that
    Of a fat spoiled brat
    With it’s hand firmly wrapped round it’s wiener.

    Blubberguts Hockey’s not happy
    That fat spoiled brat of a chappy
    Went and filled up his dacks
    Over Julia’s new Tax
    Now Tony is changing his nappy.

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