Sleepless in Tokyo

Last year the residents of Japan had to put up with earthquakes, tsunamis and radioactive pollution.

This year promises to be just as disastrous for this unlucky country.

Tokyo residents were panicked today by wide spread discoveries of little piles of cotton fibre and rodent droppings in residences in central Tokyo, accompanied by holes appearing suddenly in various pieces of household furniture.

Municipal authorities are taking swift action to calm residents and today claimed that there is little likelihood of a major outbreak of futon mouse disease in the city.

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