In a Delivery Room, Far Far Away

In a previously un-published chapter of the Star Wars epic, Princess Leia got pregnant! The details of this event are locked in the Star Wars Sealed Supplementary Video (available in plain paper packaging from Darth Amazon at $99.99).

Her time finally came and Princess Leia was having some difficulty delivering her baby.

Because this was happening in a Galaxy far, far, away, there was no professional help available. And a comma shortage was developing.

She began to wish that her gynecologist was still alive, but had to accept her own brother’s assistance during the difficult delivery.

As she was suffering through her most painful final contractions, she shouted her late doctor’s name and asked for help, “Help me OB/GYN Kenobi!”

Suddenly a disembodied voice came from beyond the delivery room, “Use the forceps, Luke.”

One response to “In a Delivery Room, Far Far Away

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