The Ineffable Smoothness of Bald

I was worried about my receding hairline so I did the unthinkable.

After much study of a number of arcane arts I drew a Pentacle on the floor and summoned HIM!

Yes, I made a deal with the devil.

I offered Him my soul.

In return He promised that if I ever go bald, he’ll make it grow back.

So now I have adopted a devil make hair attitude, even though I know that someday there’ll be Hell toupee.

One response to “The Ineffable Smoothness of Bald

  1. I love a shaved head


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