Anyone familiar with the British comedy team Monty Python may remember a skit where soldiers were being taught to defend themselves against an enemy armed with a banana (drop the 16 ton weight on them), or a handful of grapes (release the tiger).
One soldier was concerned about how to defend against an enemy armed with a pointed stick.
Well, that was a long time ago, and those crafty Englishmen have kept up with the times.
They have invented a weapon which flings a pointed stick through the internet.
Of course, they had to give them a sexy name.
They are called…. Britain E-Spears.