I Marks This One Down

The complaints were running high about how television was ruining the quality of life of the men at the bar.

Because of all soap operas his wife watched, one drinker hadn’t had clean underwear in a couple of weeks.

Another’s wife quit cutting the grass because she spent all her time watching romantic chic flicks.

Yet another never got supper because his wife was glued to the tube.

The barman nodded wisely and commented, “Television: the Opiate of the Mrs.”

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