Maintenance Robot

Captain Jean-Luc Picard was sitting in his quarters, reading, when he heard a knock. Upon opening the door, he saw Geordi LaForge, who was carrying a small robotic device.

“This is your new maintenance robot, Captain.” said Geordi. “It’s programmed to execute a variety of everyday chores.”

“Why! That sounds exceedingly useful!” exclaimed Picard. “Why, only yesterday I was careless enough to rip the seam of my uniform when I bent over to retrieve my phaser. Am I to presume that this device might serve to reinstate the structural integrity about my gusset?”

“Indeed, Captain. Would you like me to activate the robot’s embroidery function?”

“Yes, Mr. LaForge.” said Jean-Luc. “Make it sew.”

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